Damn Fine Coffee

A cup of coffee 5 years in the making turns out to be pretty bland.

Watching old video recordings of someone having coffee is still better than no coffee at all. Also, she takes hers with no sugar, which is at least an instant (heh heh) 7 out of 10 coffee for me.

This is promising at first, because you're making your coffee yourself and thus have full control over how you prepare it. But then... there's no coffee filters or any other equipment to be found in t…

"BARF!"

Yep, that's good shit. 9/10.

Has a weird, fishy aftertaste, but it's still the only Espresso on the planet. 7.5/10.

Just the right thing for your caffeine withdrawal headache. This coffee easily gets a 9/10.There's a lot of coffee to be had in Virginia, and this one you're trying to spike, which would immediately n…

Where does Alan put all those thermos's he finds?