Oh No! There's A Dinosaur In Your Bathroom!

On this perfectly ordinary morning you are Merkel - and you are just a normal bloated man, relieving yourself while watching football on your phone like every other Liverpool fan does. But when a dinosaur rudely slips into your bathroom, you must figure out how to survive it's over curious talons. Death defying choice by death defying choice.

What is this dinosaur doing here? What fate is worse then dinosaur related death? Who is Stephanie really? Find very little closure on any of these questions in OH NO! THERE'S A DINOSAUR IN YOUR BATHROOM! - a somewhat funny, strange and occasionally sexy text based adventure!

-Discover a sprawling, overwritten story with over twenty different, utterly dreadful endings!

-Find all of the victory endings to unlock the true ending! And these are saved automatically by the way - so you can come back another time to continue your progress. Which is nice. I think we pioneered this saving thing.

-Unearth very little world building lore!

-Struggle in vain to get any real grasp of what is really going on!

-Die many times, often in very strange ways!