Toilets, Meat, and Drugs

NOTE: This is the jam version of Toilets, Meat, and Drugs. A full version of the game is in the works and will be released by summer 2017! Stay tuned!

Seriously, please don't play this. This page only exists for posterity's sake. You've been warned.

Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is an action RPG created in seven days for Monster Mash 2014. You play as a monster in a world gone wrong. You must forage, hunt, and grow food. You must find bathrooms. You must grow to more advanced forms. You must defeat the dastardly Monster Tamer. You must always, above all else, be charming.

Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is an adventure like no other. Can you keep your composure in the quaking footsteps of objecthead dinosaurs? Will you grow into a proud and peaceful behemoth, or degrade into a ferocious war machine? Can you locate the nearest public restroom?

If these are questions you have asked yourself, Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is for you.

Features:

• Large world! (for a jam game)
• Punk graphics!
• Crazy monster sounds!
• Nonlinear monster growth!
• Overpopulated world of monsters of all kinds!
• Eating!
• Pooping!
• Farming!
• Fighting!
• Hunting!
• Charming!
• Medicine!
• Vending Machines!

Please feel free to rate/comment on this game at Game Jolt!

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