10.5 Cows

The average American will eat around 10.5 cows in their lifetime.  The production of cows and other animals for meat is the largest contributor to habitat and biodiversity loss worldwide. Habitat loss is one of the major drivers of species extinction.

You are a heroic and endangered Pangolin, liberating humans from their bovine oppressors by wielding your mighty Cow-Suck-O-Matic to suck them up and shrink them (and send them to a miniature farm where they won't be eaten or burp or anything.)*


*No cows were harmed in the making of this game. Many were maligned. Some were scorned outright.