A Bad Game Of Football

A Bad Game of Football is the unlikely combo of Football mechanics and RTS controls. We are a small team of non-football fans, and this is our vision for the future.

The World's Most Unrealistic Football Simulator

Enjoy our free interpretation of 3D physics simulation and procedural footwork. No other football game has bouncing sliding tackles or tripping over landmines quite like ours.

Football Micro Manager

You are in full control of your entire team! Where they are, what they do - It's all on you! Position, kick and use non-regulatory Coach abilities to outplay your opponent.

Fair Fear Play

Football players in A Bad Game of Football come with their own personal health bar. Play dirty to battle the ball into the net.

"It's Not The Goals You Remember."

"It's the bruised legs and cracked skulls you meet on the way." That's what my dad used to say, anyways. I just recently understood what he meant about it. This game is probably about my childhood.

What to expect:

During the Early Access:

• Explosive RTS ballplay
  
• 3 playable arenas
  
• 3 playable coaches
  
• A fourth arena and coach, leading up to the Qatar World Championship
  
• Online play (public and private)
  
• LAN mode, for when the apocalypse hits
  
• Offline training mode (not in itself worth a purchase - just to let you get acquainted with the controls in a safe environment)
  
• Contact with our lovely developers via our Discord

In the Full game:

• The best bad Real Time football game the world has ever seen
  
• 4 unique arenas (with more to come)
  
• 6 unique coaches (with more to come)
  
• A life time of free updates!*

What not to expect:

• Single player
  
• Realism
  
• Historical accuracy
  
• Attempts at hiding human rights violations
  
• Other official football stuff

*That's product life time (not human life time). Sorry to disappoint.