A Dump in the Dark

Encouraged by my successful essays on other games that didn't seem engaging, but proved pleasant, I gave in to my sicky curiosity as well as the balances, and bought A dump in the dark. And I bite my fingers. This game is abominable in all respects. First the gameplay: we spend as much time listening to people to talk about the nonsense of a voice from beyond the grave as to play; and when you play, you almost never understand what you have to do. Because of this the game over screen often appears, which is neither funny nor entertaining – not to mention that it causes many times to load and that they are not fast. Concretely, this game is almost infinable; First, because it is difficult (commands are not intuitive); and then because the story takes a serious and sinister tone with a disjointed narrative difficult to follow. Where humour would have allowed him to take it lightly; the DA voluntarily ugly and sticky, the heavy atmosphere added to a morbid concept make most players will release this game quickly to never return to it again. Fortunately, all levels or almost are unlocked from the start, which allows to see the end despite everything, history of not having totally wasted his time and his money. Without that, it would have been the ragequit for 10 minutes. Spoiler: it's about tightening the buttocks to resist an anus penetration.

Early Access Review For me [...] It's a crazy dump! -Fantozzi in "The second tragic Fantozzi" And that crap gentlemen! I didn't come from a wedding, as we southerners do. In recent years thanks to the various development tools that have lightened and simplified the obolo of programming, we have witnessed many games... Strange. Unnecessary Games. A Dump in the Dark is one of these. The game is still developing but quiet my dear happy evacuators, the developer is always active and works constantly to finish the game and enter the latest chapters. Yes, this game has a history in Lovecraftiana sauce. But Unfortunately the absence of subtitles weighs, especially for those unfamiliar with the language of Albion. What in the beginning looks like the classic idiotic game thought to be posted on YouTube, turns out to be more. The atmosphere of the game is so disturbing, by Cagasotto (reminds me a little Five Nights at Freddy's) that you will soon forget to control a sphincter. But The most important thing, gentlemen... Is that you can defecate on enemies. And just for that, the game is worth its price. This is a good mountain of ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥--Ian Malcolm in "Jurassic Park" However It is good to emphasize some flaws. First The title is not optimized, I read here and there of some problems with NVIDIA cards. Second, physics leaves a little to be desired, which becomes extremely irritating as diarrhea when you have to move objects with your buttocks (you can also do a little ' healthy twerking!). But there is to say that for such a game I do not expect much, even by virtue of its price. I recommend it if you have a good PC. I guarantee you will not be the same after playing this title... And probably not even the protagonist's hemorrhoids... Vote: ' Namshit.