A Papal Summons, or The Church Cat

The pope -- the holy father himself! -- has summoned you to Rome for a personal audience. But the Vatican is a massive, bustling city, full of twisting avenues and winding corridors and so many oubliettes, so what are you chances that you'll ever find the pope's office somewhere in this edifice?

WARNING!!! This is a camp grotesque horror story inspired by the works of Franz Kafka and Kobo Abe. It contains VERY objectionable material and should not be played by sensitive players. Content warning: Body horror, violence and torture, sexual violence, pedophilia, anti-semitism, islamophobia, transphobia, racism, animal cruelty, and dead bodies. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!