A Visual Novel featuring a Stock Photo of an Eggplant

This is a game I quite literally woke up in a cold sweat imagining. Millions of man hours later, here it is; the single greatest visual novel of all time.

Featuring:

* at least or equal to one (1) choice

* a stock photo of an eggplant that questions what existing really means 

* that's really about it honestly

* ok call me when you get home, drive safe

In absolutely no context is this supposed to be taken seriously, unless you think it should be, in which case, neato