AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered achievements

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star star star star star x20

Get a total of 100 stars.

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i passed the tutorial and all i got was this lousy shirt

Pass the tutorial with at least 1 star.

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it's the only way to be sure

Complete "Nuke the Site from Orbit" with 5 stars.

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200 groups of jerks really just don't like me

Flip off 200 protesters.

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i landed one score and ten times and i feel fine

Get 30 safe landings.

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MOO

Start the game and get this achievement for free.

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dead simple with emphasis on two things

Complete the final level, "Dead Simple," with at least 1 star.

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i finished every level in the whole freakin' game

Complete all levels with at least 1 star.

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i am a skydiving god, and nobody can take that from me

Get 5 stars on every single level.

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i got three stars on, like, over a million levels

Get 3 stars on every level.