Absorbius - The Best Game Ever Created

After selling 1000,000,000,000,000,000 copies world wide, and winning 341 oscars,   the   game phenomenon is finally available for free, exclusively on my itch page.
Rotten Tomatoes score: 1034%  out of 100.

There is a secret Page for how to play (please keep that link secret to avoid traffic overflow of the site by relentless fans, which could lead to server break down).
I'm kidding there is no site. (!)