Accidental Character Generator

19 types of creatures you can be!
~50000 different name combinations!
64 hobbies to have!
16+ personality types + 12 zodiac signs!
40+ pointless anecdotes!
possibilities that I'm not willing to count!
one terrible reality!

Best played in full-screen or downloaded.  This is an experimental story contained within a functioning character generator. If you aren't sure where to start, the story is contained within links that are available for some outcomes, which are black in color and underlined.