Acquitted achievements

100.00%
Precision
Achieve a 2 headshot spree.
100.00%
What are you, five?!
Get hit by five peepeepoopoo.
100.00%
Balloon Popper
50 headshots. Not bad kid.
100.00%
Funny how these just showed up the day before…
Get hit by a brick.
100.00%
Outperforming Game Journalists
You beat the first level. Not everyone can.
0.00%
Touchdown!
Chop off 10 heads.
0.00%
Knife to a Gunfight
Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies.
0.00%
Drenched
Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos.
0.00%
Grand Master
Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt.
0.00%
Untouchable
Beat a level without getting hurt.
0.00%
Self-Defense Specialist
Beat level 60.
0.00%
Autonomous Zone
Place 100 barricades.