Adopt a Michael

Michaels are silly, fun, quirky little creatures. The number one thing that new Michael owners need to keep in mind though is that Michaels EXPLODE when they are not well cared for. A Michael may explode for the following reasons...

• Injury
• Stress/Anxiety
• Fear
• Unhealthy Diet/Poor Health
• Gas Buildup
• Overstimulated/Too Excited
• Just because they feel like it
• And more!

If your Michael explodes, you will no longer be able to spend any more time with your special friend, but you are always welcome to request another Mystery Michael Box™

*(Disclaimer: We are not responsible or liable for any bodily harm, property damage, emotional trauma, or death caused by a Michael's explosion. If you believe your Michael will imminently explode, stay at least 30 feet away.