Another day, another press roll

Thanks for playing this... thing!

I hope it will make you laugh a little for the next 60 seconds.

The reactions from the journalists depend on your replies and are randomized, try and get them all!

Instructions: 
-Move the red cursor towards a reply (#1, #2, #3) to read it. 
-Place the red cursor over the text below a reply ("This one!") to select it.
-Press [down] to confirm, proceed, and read text.