Are We There Yet? (itch) (Let's Talk Game Design)

Entry for the 47th Ludum Dare Competition, under competition rules. 

This bit's going to be very sparse, because it's nearly 11PM and I haven't submitted my game yet. So I'll come back and edit this later?

Or I might not. I think the game's kinda self-explanatory, so I might just leave this as it is.