Avocado Toast for Millennials

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I want to eat avocado toast, what do you care? I seriously doubt anyone can become wealthy enough to buy a house by cutting out such a delicious snack. It's not like receiving a $35k loan from your family to start a company. Where you can then get lucky and sell it for a high profit to become a millionaire. Naw, avocado toast is different. It's not some shitty, out-of-touch rich asshole. Avocado toast is amazing.

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