Bad Credit achievements

Sickness is a part of who you are, and you accept that.

Like a tired cigarillo.

You ain't no boot lickin' city slicker.

I heard Fort Wayne's got an award winning childrens' zoo!

"I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."

You have the money to pay your debt. You may not die in a dry ditch after all.

You're kind. Too kind for your own good.

Other people are a liability. "Empathy" is not accounted for on your credit rating.

You have a vivacious libido.

Your healthiness makes others sick.

You ain't no cowboy, that's for sure.