Bad Spaceships

The eighth Comedy Evening Game is a world building game for any number of players (within reason). Specifically, it helps you build your own spaceship, or rather the quirky, dangerous elements of the spaceship that somehow crept into reality.

Fix the hull by playing Tetris. Charge your weapons in the swimming pool.

This ship doesn't make any sense.

Unless you want it to. It can also be used to create a serious yet quirky ship that its crew will come to love.