Best Romance Game Ever

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Are you unsatisfied after finishing romance games? Do you find yourself disappointed when you can't find that singular romance that speaks to you every time you play a dating sim or otome game?

Fear not!

From the creator of Seduce Me the Otome, Love and Romance: A Study of Intimacy, and co-writer of Burning Love: A Yandere Simulator Dating Sim comes the ULTIMATE Romance Game available anywhere…

Features:

• Only the best romance gameplay available in ANY romance game.
• Only the best romance options available in ANY romance game.
• Only the best romance story available in ANY romance game.
• 4 In Game Achievements!! Like, wow!

This is an April Fool's joke in case people expect this to be something it's not... the joke is that this is a really terrible game... Why are you even here? This is a terrible idea. You're going to have a bad time. I'm serious. RUN!!!