Blood Bath & Beyond

BLOOD BATH & BEYOND 

places you in the unenviable shoes of a retail worker in Books Blades & Beyond, the grandest department store in the grandest city in the realms.

Do your best to please irate shoppers, survive homicidal Customer Service Golems, and unravel a capitalist conspiracy that could destroy everything you love. Hey, at least you get a full 30 minutes for lunch.*

*Management reserves the right to shorten all lunch breaks by up to 30 minutes.

Why should I play this game?

• It's a hilarious 45,000-word fantasy adventure about greed, betrayal, and minimum wage employment!
• Has more than 10 endings with achievement tracking across sessions!
• Features brand-new music from the inimitable Alex Grover!
• It's free!

Note: playtime can be anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, depending on how  quickly you read and how many endings you try to get.