Brand Yourself

Have you ever wanted to break many laws and human rights codes to sell YOURSELF on the stock market?

If so, Brand Yourself™ is the social media platform for you!

Don't worry about the legitimacy of this, it's only illegal if you get caught!

Each account is tied to a real stock value, so you can finally open yourself up to the public, letting them know all about you through your posts. Whether it be a selfie or even a live stream, it all contributes to your value!

So try Brand Yourself™, and see how much your life is actually worth.