Breathedge achievements

Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

"It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't.

Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.

A spring squeak, the smell of fresh engine oil, the noise of an angle grinder, and the fervent swearing of a mechanic — you can't find all this in outer space, and you never will. But what you can find is the creaking of your joints, the smell of fresh sweat, and the sound of blood in your ears. Space is a lousy place.

If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.

A quick and unexpected raid on the enemy's infrastructure is very effective, brave, and only a real space fighter is worthy of doing that. We can only hope that the coffins were really building these strange stations, and not destroying them.

They teach astronauts how to dock to airlocks even before teaching them how to use the space toilet. Missing the toilet is unpleasant, but not fatal — missing the airlock is a problem.

The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!

Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…