Butter Fingers (tvtyler, GpBuk, Luftwa, mburke1434, davidisrael139, bakedziti, ThomasGP, t.mello)

Congratulations on your recent hire as a Butter Technician!

As a Butter Technician, it is your duty to determine the real from the fake butter in our lab. As test subjects roll off the conveyer belt, use our selection of the latest and greatest butter science tools at your disposal to learn more about the test subject and then make your decision by dropping the test subject in either the real or the fake chute. Be warned, we will not tolerate poor performance or poor efficiency. Additionally, we expect you to remain attentive to your company provided telephone in case management needs to speak with you. Congratulations again on your role as a Butter Technician and remember: we can always believe it's not butter. 

- Corporate