Capitalism Simulator (Austin Padilla)

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It's another day, another dollar. You don't know how much more you can take. Your family is starving, you don't have enough money for chicken nuggets, and you're all-around sick of it. Time to take your future into your own hands.

Oh, did you think that meant you could climb the corporate ladder and get a good paying job? Upward mobility is a myth. You'll always be stuck here, and the best you can do is survive a bit longer.

Sorry about that. Now get to work.