Chair F*cking Simulator achievements

11.11%
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
22.22%
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
44.44%
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
44.44%
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
66.67%
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
0.00%
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
0.00%
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair type
0.00%
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
0.00%
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
0.00%
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
0.00%
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
0.00%
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot