Chevo Lurker: Exodus reviews

"Chevo Lurker: Exodus" Is not a game, it is a holiday! No, not a holiday, and even a celebration! LAZINESS Celebration! When I played this game, I realized that my level of laziness was far from reaching the limit. If laziness was an Olympic sport, the author of the game would occupy one of the first places! The First thing that distinguishes the game-the number of achievements. It's cool. Any lazy can Get them. Just run and leave the game, the Achivki themselves fall. Very Progressive, considering that laziness is the engine of progress. The Author keeps his style. Achivki for lazy from a bummer. All 5000 are with the same icon and name. Further for those who are not as lazy as the author of the game, and will think to play this "the Triumph of LAZINESS". The Minimum plot is present: «The Earth Zyorzia flooded monsters. Our hero must defeat the enemies and return the light to the world... " The Rest you have to think about yourself. The Gameplay emphasizes the style of "LAZINESS Triumph" once again. A Small map of the country Zyorzia is marked on two screens. On It for beauty there are several locations-buildings that can not be visited. They are purely for the view. A couple of buildings are sellers who can buy weapons, armor and cones. It's Funny that they can't sell anything, although the inscription "SELL" is present. This is not critical, because they have nothing to sell: except that you can buy from these sellers, in the game nothing falls! In battles give only experience and money. There is no Luta in the game! And besides these same-type battles in the game there is nothing! As Far as I understand, this "LAZINESS Celebration" on "RPG Maker" invites us to run endlessly on these two screens and fight monsters, of which nothing but money does not fall. We Also get experience, but there is no sense in it, as in the game itself. Game KA would hint: "Why strain and play? You better lie down! " Inspiring game. So I want to follow the example of the author-to lie down and do nothing. I even spit for that hint. Lying and doing nothing is one of my favorite activities. It is a Pity that it is not possible to devote more time to this. Let the author keep The great Ancient Egyptian God of peace and tranquility of Dunuans. In Our times laziness has been transferred to the status of merits, it is exalted, it can be proud! On This topic was such a joke:-Prikini, this fool, not to wash the plates, puts on them cellophane bag before the meal, then shoots and throws in the Trash, and all! And it is not necessary to wash a plate...-Look, he's a genius!