Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck This Blurry Arcade

Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure puts the choices in your hands! None of them are correct!

In this installation, you once again play as that classic, beloved, and naunced protagonist, 'unnamed guy.' You're just minding your own business and huffing paint with sullen teens at an arcade, when adventure finds you! In the form of arcade security!

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