Clergy Splode reviews

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Microsoft from Russian
We go some grandfather and throw bombs, pick up some dice and boxes with glasses xD Features-1. Control on the arrows, not on the WASD-quite unusual at first. 2. Throw bombs on the "X" on the move-also unusual. But you can get used after 2 minutes of the game to control. 3. There are no game settings in the menu, except For the difficulty; In the game can not put a pause. 4. Fonts are not readable-vyvivyeye shorter. 5. Music is always one plays (in my opinion, perhaps on the Levis above 8 there is still some). 6. The Cards. Even do not know, plus or minus the game bet, on the one hand you can play, while the cards knock... But to stay in this game further-do not see the point. As a result, Not thrash, which is for ~ 4 rubles just W-o-P-o-y chew now, but at the same time-a walk-in.
Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
Clergy Splode is perhaps the worst example of a "bagel" going into oblivion. Usually I at the end advise to take or not to take this or that release, but now I will tell the opinion at once: do not buy! The Game is not worth the ruble, it is a disgusting product. And now in order. I Bought this novinoku for three reasons: first, a small price, and secondly, the appearance reminds me a little bit Don't Starve, and thirdly, Steam had one Russian-language review, the author of which highly praised Clergy Splode. And Here's what I think: there are sick people. No, I understand that everyone tastes different, but I never understood people who like outright tasteless. Clergy Splode is a besque. It has no individuality, its chips or any zest. This is a standard roguelike, and extremely mediocre. It even Has game sounds like the ones from Don't Starve. No, really, listen and compare the sound at the death of the character: not a copy, but extremely close. However, the serality and lack of individuality can be forgiven when the game is qualitative. You can steal other people's ideas and from them to create something of their own: less classy, but still playable. But It's all you can do. And The most important scourge is management. It appeared that it was specially created to cause the player to have more negative emotions. And the last nail in the lid of the coffin Clergy Splode-music sounding in the arena. I mentioned the game sounds, I think, clipped from one of the aforementioned games. So the music, as it seems to me, is fused. She's stolen from a freaking circus! For such music in the arena clowns would be wonderful to ride bikes! In the game, it sounds disgusting and inappropriate! Again, don't take it. Such a disgusting tasteless product of the gaming industry still search. I would have nominated Clergy Splode for the worst game of the year.
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