Coding in UzbeQstan

hello hamoud friend,,. ive heard ure are codar now., but theres the srelan kiler in your vilage,.,the habibi murder.,/. you may; have som time to see if the habibi murderer is there he kills his victims by force feeding them PORK and then stabbing them in their poo hole alsol mnot everything in the window is the habib killer. if you see HABDUL MAURDER himnde and piss yourself,o also you are lomnse ppoonit when you hida when safe this iss veriey skacry mnight ok???goo d luckl., -ur good friend, abdul the heroin dealer P,S.; click kibord to codne und clik hte hide button to avoid evil hamud kilar.

A version of Coding in Uzbekistan that feels more like a real game.

Plot: You're Hamood, a Uzbekistani coder that writes his programs in C-- and is addicted to heroin. Local serial killer known as The Habibi Murderer is planning to break into your house and kill you in cold blood for being a 100% Epic Hallal Gamer. You must survive his attacks by hiding under your desk.