Comeback Generator

Have you ever struggled trying to find the right words to fight back against a particularly emotionally scarring insult? Well, I've got you covered.

BEHOLD, THE COMEBACK GENERATOR

The glorious Comeback Generator will quickly deploy a comeback when you just can't think of one. Simply follow the on-screen directions and your honor will be defended with a quick comeback usable in a variety of itchy situations.

*WARNING*

product may result in an increased amount of punches to the face