Coming Out on Top achievements

Uproot a plant for a loved one.

Commit the crime of rickrolling.

Destroy a construction site.

Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.

Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.

Enjoy a cupcake.

Jump up and down in a broken elevator.

Get Jed's romantic ending.

Get Amos's romantic ending.

Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.

Romance your pet fish.

Take a laxative.