Uproot a plant for a loved one.
Commit the crime of rickrolling.
Destroy a construction site.
Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.
The Powers That Be
Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.
Cupcake Is Good
Enjoy a cupcake.
Jump up and down in a broken elevator.
Get Jed's romantic ending.
Isn't It Romantic
Get Amos's romantic ending.
Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
Love Knows No Bounds
Romance your pet fish.
Save the Fish
Take a laxative.