Commensals

You wake up in the middle of a maze - no lights, holding a gun, and, also, you are a gray-colored capsule. Next thing you know you're being hunted by red capsules who (if hit you twice) kill you. How can you possibly know this if you've just woke up? An what's that behind? Is that a red capsule with purple light emitting out of him? Good thing these random ammos keep popping up every couple of seconds around me.

I came here to do two things: chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I don't have a mouth to chew bubble gum.