CONFLICT SWINE

Ok SWINE let's get EVEN

When the evil Big Hand kidnaps both of your middle-aged friends and causes hundreds of dollars in property damage - what are you gonna do? Are you gonna cry, hide, or crawl into a corner as you slowly realize that you have no meaning in this world and that no matter what you do you and everyone you know and love will inevitably die and be forgotten while the people of the world slowly destroy their own planet? No way! Because your a CONFLICT SWINE, and CONFLICT SWINE don't cry, hide, or crawl into a corner as they slowly realize that they have no meaning! Well, actually they do all those things a lot, but not today! So hop on your overpriced sports car, pay your rent, and get down to the Hand's evil lair fortress thing!

This game was made for the BTP Game Jam #3. The theme was "less is more" so I decided to not add any dialogue in cutscenes.

Credits:

Original Soundtrack by NeatNeet

Art and Sound were made by me

Sounds made with sfxr and beepbox

Controls:

Z = Jump

X = Punch

Arrow Keys = Moving left and right