Cookie Clicker achievements

34.43%
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
34.56%
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
34.56%
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
35.19%
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
35.32%
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
35.82%
Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
35.95%
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
36.08%
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
36.71%
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
36.71%
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
36.84%
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
36.96%
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
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