Couch Game

There are chairs and couches, what more could you want. In this game you attempt to get your team onto the couch. The catch? You don't know anyone's names. Call names to determine who's who and then you can achieve a sweet victory royale, couch edition.  You can play against a friend (assuming they are sitting next to you... and that you have any) or you can play against yourself. How many moves does it take to win? Enough reading, its a free game, what do you have to lose?