Cranky Redcoats

• WASD : move camera
• Right mouse : rotate camera
• Left mouse : drag unit positions
• 1234567890 : control unit
• Spacebar : cancel orders
• Left shift : charge!
• Left ctrl : defend!
• F : fire!
• R : return to free camera
• C : cinematic mode

Cranky Redcoats

An unholy fusion of Landfall's Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and CA's Total War: Empire, Cranky Redcoats is a fast-paced real-time strategy/survival game with huge explosions and unrealistically fast musket reload times. 

Prepare to experience:

• British, French, and German armies fighting themselves!
  
• Increasingly dangerous waves of soldiers, farmers, and tribespeople!
  
• Occasional jokes and puns, accompanied by the groans of nearby soldiers!
• Terrifying naval artillery strikes!
• Belligerent farmers throwing torches and bricks!
• Brute-force resource collection and colony management!
  
• Mortars and howitzers blasting through fortress walls!
• Natives of ambiguous cultural origin!

Command and destroy the following units:

• Redcoats with terrible aim!
• Green Jackets with slightly more accurate rifles!
• Pikemen who value their legacy and heritage!
  
• Officers with profoundly uninspiring battle speeches!
  
• Frenchmen who yell "Retreat!" while in combat!
• Hessians voice-acted by someone who doesn't speak German!
• Extremely low-effort horses and cavalrymen!
• Overpowered grenadiers!
  
• Cannon and howitzer carriages!
• Puckle shotguns!
• Farmer miniboss: farmer with two MP-40 submachine guns!
• Native miniboss: statue of the great lord Ho-Chunk himself!
• . . . and several others which I have forgotten!

Disclaimer: This game is very early along in development! Feedback is welcome and will be incorporated into future iterations of this concept.