Rate top gamesCrazy Oafish Ultra Blocks: Big Sale
About
A massive sale is coming, which means unique bonus offers and huge discounts on amazing products that you've been dreaming of all year!
But then there are...the crowds. Crowds of insane shoppers who are set on seizing your purchases, your precious, and endless lines at the cash registers.
How does one not go crazy in all this?!
- Unique supermarket atmosphere
- The biggest and slowest lines
- Charismatic main characters
- Incredible cubes! LOTS! LOTS AND LOTS OF CUBES!
- As well as a thoughtful satire about today's reality, an ocean of blood, and the opportunity to dance in the middle of a store while brandishing a chainsaw
But then there are...the crowds. Crowds of insane shoppers who are set on seizing your purchases, your precious, and endless lines at the cash registers.
How does one not go crazy in all this?!
- Unique supermarket atmosphere
- The biggest and slowest lines
- Charismatic main characters
- Incredible cubes! LOTS! LOTS AND LOTS OF CUBES!
- As well as a thoughtful satire about today's reality, an ocean of blood, and the opportunity to dance in the middle of a store while brandishing a chainsaw
System requirements for PC
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 7 or higher
- Processor: 2.1GHz Intel dual-core and above
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD5000 with minimum 512MB VRAM and Pixel Shader 3.0 support
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
- Additional Notes: You may need to update the driver for your video card and sound card
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.4 GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 @ 3.6 GHz
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: nVidia GeForce GTX 670 / AMD Radeon HD 7990
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX Compatible
- Additional Notes: You may need to update the driver for your video card and sound card
Crazy Oafish Ultra Blocks: Big Sale reviews and comments
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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
Absolutely not optimized game, not gone (adequately) neither on the ancient computer with a Viking, nor on the new game.
Well, more precisely, went, but just in a couple of minutes of the game (when you make the first few purchases) Start wild galany, in another way it is difficult to name. The Character begins to throw from side to side with the frequency of a pair of frames per second, which cuts the eye and causes an involuntary attack of dizziness and nausea. The Idea is fun, a kind of GTA in the style of Minecraft, the implementation is terrible. Maybe for a month already corrected, but to check, to be honest, do not want.
Do not even recommend to purchase in sets.
P.S. the Music from the game will then hear in nightmares.
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Microsoft from Russian
Microsoft from Russian
Nuuuuuuuu, what can I say, making a discount that this turkey, rather cheap turkey, in general not bad, but the actual gameplay in the game for half an hour maximum.
The Content is very small, a lot of otsyalok but rarely when they cause more smiles because almost not used for all its potential, the gameplay all boils down to "find the item, buy the item, repel the wave of random people using a chainsaw in the toilet" Management as Camera is very uncomfortable, sometimes there are drawdown FPS, the idea of sale is not implemented because there is no need to contact with other characters... and the rest... Yes more actually nothing and no, put like just for the fact that it can be bought, enjoy "full range of services" and return...
Sorry developers... Paint the Town Red is much more dynamic and interesting in all aspects...
If You do not believe, I suggest to familiarize...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJp9yasMgEM
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Microsoft from Deutsch
Microsoft from Deutsch
"Crazy Oafish Ultra Blocks: Big Sale" a shopping shooter.
We are in a Shopping mall and have a Shopping List with us. So flight to the right Shops and everything bought. Or we grab one of the Weapons lying all around and balling on it and everything around. In Between, we can still collect Photos of Pin-up girls or find Banknotes.
And all this in Block Optics, which, however, looks far better on the Screenshots than in the Game. That's largely because of the hakely Camera looking at what'S happening from a Slanting Perspective. Since a Shopping mall usually consists of Rooms with Walls, we look again and again at the Latter and cannot even examine the Events.
The Game tries to be convulsively witty. For example, sexual Cravings are pursued on the Loo. The Humour tries to be South Park-like but fails all The way. Everywhere you will find Situations that equate to nive-free Men's Jokes, unrelated and arbitrary.
In Addition, the Game does not work mechanically at the back and front. You get stuck on everything and everyone. The Gemassakere is a single Sticking. The whole Spice is just colorful, nothing else.
The Idea may be quite nice, the Execution is grotty.
Rating: 2/10 Atmosphere Plus 10 Story 4/10 Graphic 2/10 Sound 2/10 Game Mechanics 2,10 Balancing 2/10 Game Pass Conclusion: Gameplay closing sale 2/10 Overall Rating