CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck achievements

You defeated her pre-nerf. Impressive. (can no longer be obtained)

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

Who said you can't buy friendship?

You literally had to hack the game to get this... Really, man?

Idiot...

Push the button. A lot.

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

And you can't even do seven...

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Someone else's shoes.