Cucumber Blues

Overall, the game is disgusting. But everything in order. The setting is made in the style of the USA 40-50-ies. Instead of people except that we see dressed vegetables. We Play for cucumber (!), who takes revenge for the death of his family. In the process will need to kill a few dozen corn and eggplant, get out of prison and arrange a couple of explosions. The Plot is banal and pasted here only for the sake of a tick. Dialogues naturally also none. Some silly memes are Present. Everything in the game clearly gives a hack, despite the cute screenshots in the store Steam. Graphics are bad, in the best traditions of squalid games on Unity. Location curves, the environment in the form of drawers and shelves scattered in all directions and constantly interferes. The Gameplay is very uncomfortable. Despite The fact that we play in 3D, the camera shows us only side view, which complicates the movement and interaction. Shooting is a separate topic. To aim and get into someone, it is necessary to come close to him and drop the floor of the clip. It is not a fact that this will be crowned with success. But enemies can shoot in the floor, ceiling, walls, in the opposite direction or in each other and all the hits will clearly fall into the main character. Sounds disgusting, eyes twitch, and from ears begins to flow blood. Fortunately, in some places where there was supposed to be music or voice-a continuous silence. Oh Yes, textures can get stuck. All the passage along with the rollers could take 5-10 minutes from the force, but control and shooting make the game in a long torture for 30-60 minutes. Achievements are issued all at once after the completion of the story campaign and the exit to the desktop. There are collectible cards.

Product received for free Rot is Always a pleasure to see new ideas, attempts and efforts of developers to do something special. But, as a rule, those who have chosen a difficult path, fall into the mud, overestimated themselves. The Developers tried to give birth to nuarnym militants, but nothing came of it. The story tells us the story of revenge group, which once worked the protagonist. Such a jaded stamp with a greeting from Hollywood. Of Course, professionalism is still not in the scenario, so even the simplest story turns are absent, plus a weak narrative. But in the number of lyps and story holes screenwriter managed to compare with his idols. The Gameplay is disgusting. Before us the game appears in 2, 5d projections, that is, looks like some platformer, but you can walk in different directions. The Camera is fixed on our vegetable, vegetable always in the middle of the screen, the opponents are being fired outside. Bullets They are homing, they can shoot at the floor, the ceiling or somewhere else, and health will go away. We need to run into the dense and hover over the target. Because Of these realities, every shootout is hell. In Addition, are not always picked up first aid kits. Work with various effects like shadows and lighting looks quite dignified for some unknown game, but with these effects, the authors try to hide the curve and angular image. Music and sound are disgusting. The Funeral march for the game will be her numerous mistakes and bugs. From the very beginning the game was stolen as it was passing. Windows XP Compatibility has been solved. It is easier to Fall into textures, so you should be careful to bump into the walls. At the level of the ship, some NPCs were stuck in the berth fence. It is impossible to Kill, fortunately they do not shoot at us. Also, scripts may not be activated, which will result in restarting the level. They Also gave some strange achievements, which are issued at one time. Looking at the ratings, the developers seem to have merged, because the page in the store is missing a graph with them and with the publisher. Well, if you are so ashamed of your product, remove it at all from the store, no one is upset. Although in Cucumber Blues There are some attempts to do something more than just some arcade dummy, but in the end we got a curve arcade shoot. One other is not better.