Cute Little Spider

On a day like any other, the poor carpenter was sitting in his workshop for killing some time. Pleasing himself for the day by humming a simple song under his breath, suddenly a cute little spider descended right in front of his face on a spider thread.

— Hello, carpenter! - cheerfully chattered the spider.

— Hello... cute little spider? - replied the surprised carpenter.

— Do you maybe ... have a cute little hammer? - asked the spider clearly intimidated.

— Oh cute little spider, as you can see, I'm just a poor carpenter. I don't have many tools. - said the concerned carpenter with a hint of bitterness at not being able to help.

— Oh, then... byyeeeeeeee! - shouted the spider and, pulling himself up the rope, disappeared somewhere in the depths of the ceiling.

And that's where the adventure begins! But wait, wait... you're already old, you need to work, and your memory is not the same. You often forget how to do even the easiest projects. Sometimes you feel like they fall out of your head every ten seconds....

- unbalanced mechanics
- lowbrow humor
- debatable decisions in game design
- cute little spider
- cute little hammer
- old prick carpenter
- shop with useless upgrades
- software developer who has been up all night

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Created within 48 hours for Ludum Dare 51