Cypress Inheritance: The Beginning reviews

I played it half an hour not because I liked it so much, but because I wanted to play it five minutes to write this review, but suddenly boiled dumplings and I stayed in the game for another 26 minutes. It's a full-blown dog, comrades. The game industry did not reach Such a Dnarsky bottom even after the release of Varfeis. Here... Just not to tell, in this game EVERYTHING is disgusting. She, just like in Modern Warfare 3, the pros did not get as much as the positive reviews, ie she has NO ONE, no, even MINUS one HUNDRED pluses, this game is disgusting in all its aspects and manifestations. Let me tell You about my attitude to this game in the form of a standard review. Let's Start and finish with the cons. -Disgusting optimization, Laghi, Bugs, crash, as if launched Crysis 3 on a single-core computer, catastrophically few settings, and that there is nothing to affect anything. -The Graphics in this game is behind the age of fifteen, just like the development of that dude who invented the plot to her. If You want to play Quake 2 on the island, please Cypress "further trough to finish"-Completely at your service! There are no textures In many places. At all. -A Downside story, if you present it in the form of a mosaic of thousands of ungift unexpected you-se, then you rather connect your penis with your Jo-sing than one event in the game with another, just disgusting. -In principle, I do not even attribute it to the lack, because who will humiliate, translating and voicing this game in Russian, but localization is not in nature in both material and cybernetic. -Gameplay... Well, I don't know what it is. Just running, and,... Running, and... So you run, and... Well, in a nutshell! From The very beginning You are given some tiny red pisyun, which You have to soak a herd of dull, terribly annoying medieval robots that see You for a kilometer through the shelter, you do not see the emphasis. Their gravusting kind is not justified. -I certainly called the first priority drawback optimization, but I was wrong. Its main disadvantage is the PRICE... Are You ready to give five hundred rubles to remove the game in five minutes? Personally, I think not. This game will be bought or the end schoolboy, who can not flipping wheel the mouse down to see the reviews, or dude tion me, who wants to write this review or make a glass movie. -Sound Design again reminds You the good old Quake 2 or even the very first DOOM, released on Motorola back in 1992 or some year. Let's summarize. If You are not a down or a hunter for glass games-it is better to give THIS money to Jo-Pu to a homeless person lying on a dumpster, than spend them on it. What people invented this monster, I do not know, and in general I do not believe that the human brain is capable of it. -10/10, all for now.