Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies achievements

Email the manager from another players PC

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Win 100 Minesweeper games

Drink 100 beers

Smoke 100 cigarettes

Update the firmware of 100 cameras

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Extinguish 50 Fires