Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies achievements

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

Email the manager from another players PC

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Win 100 Minesweeper games

Drink 100 beers