Dark Egypt

-This thing is a place in the museum! -You too, Dr. Jones. (C) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade of twenty Years ago, when I was quite still young, my dreams and aspirations were directed towards archaeology. It is Difficult to say that it contributed to that, whether the films of Steven Spielberg about the animated dinosaurs, and the irrepressible archaeologist in the cowboy hat, whether all the fault of the numerous books and encyclopedias lying at my house and telling about the world to people. Well, maybe it was even easier and I liked digging in the mud? * Looked around the game. In which I had the chance to play * Khem, the hike since that time nothing has changed, I even embodied a dream, in my own way. And I still like stories about famous treasure seekers, and every new part about Nathan Drake's adventures I am waiting with great enthusiasm. But now it is not about the series "Uncharted". Now we are talking about another indie toy, which came out a couple of months ago and promising exciting adventures in the ancient Pyramid. Yes, what do not say, and the adventure is so exciting that you want to find a developer, shake his hand, and then stun, tie, and how to wake up-use it on the blowtorch. And do not think, I am not a bloodthirsty person, just a pity when the gamers are dismissive and trying to sell a notoriously worthless product. However, about everything in order. I will leave a confused intonation eaves a voice that is heard at the very beginning of the game and does not explain anything. I Did it not by kindness of soul, but because this moment it is possible to miss and not to torment own ears. Much more important is the footplate. We find ourselves on some island, where we had to meet with our friends archaeologists, but here's the trouble-the bastards did not wait for us and went to the unearth ancient temple. The Temple, which is called a pyramid, that marks my assumptions, as if we were on the island of Crete. Of course, no one has a Walkie-talkie. Well, really, why would a respected scientist do such nonsense? And If so, we collect equipment-binoculars, which is vitally needed in the ancient temple, as well as a lighter. No Flashlight, no torch, no signal cartridge, and a lighter. A Thing that heats up very quickly in your hands, and that's why you don't like it for a long time. And nothing else. Yes, you heard me. The hero does not need anything. No backpack with food and water. Not a spade with a pickaxe. No banal rope. What for? He's a professional. Alarming, what do you think? Well, that's just the beginning. Then we find ourselves in the notorious temple and that you thought-we must activate the traps to open the door to the depths of the temple. And traps are activated with the help of modern levers and buttons. Whoever designed this place was clearly a prophet, yes. Well, I digress. So, you have to go through a narrow corridor and try not to get a poisoned dart right in the groin. There is no Orientation. Count on your luck. Then there will be traps with missing floor and lava beneath it, but the most important thing is the Minotaur. It is impossible to Lure the beast into the trap, because the developer of the game with logic is not friends. You can Run away from the miracle-Yuda through the maze only if you stick to some invisible route written by the developers. And to understand it you have to die a dozen times. Still want to play this game? Then here's the cherry on the cake. The Game crashes every five minutes. And If you have not survived, then start all from the beginning. This is the game. That There was next I do not know, because I saw enough for my eyes, and therefore I strongly advise to keep from Dark Eipt'a as far as possible, thank you. 1 out of 10 no-talent archaeologist P.S. And again thanks Molestia for the provided key.