Dayshift at Freddy's

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"Hi, welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbender's pizza! I just want to ask you...what's wrong with you?!" "You're in a town with 15 available jobs and yet you still pick the one with the killer robots that gives you less than minimum wage?"

sigh

"Well, okay. Welcome to 1987."

Here's my twitter! Go check it out, I guess.

Description:

This is a satirical take on the FNaF series where instead of hanging around during the night like a nightguard or a hooligan, you're there at an even scarier time. DURING THE DAY.

D(ay)S(hift) a(t) F(reddy's) (or DSAF) is a visual novel and you use dialogue options and a map to navigate the pizzeria, each room has many activities for you to complete. You spend 5 days at Freddy's. You DO have choices and those choices do have consequences. There's 11 endings, each with varying degrees of pain, suffering and death. Also, Breadbear.

"What do I do during the day?" I hear you ask. Well, you can:

• Sort through drawings to put on the walls!
• Talk to Phone Guy.
• Murder children dressed as an infamous movie character!
• Scrounge around for change.
• Play terrible minigames!
• Exist in 1987.
• Serve pizza with several toppings.
• Wear springlock suits! -(this game was a mistake)
• Eat salad, and then be fired for eating the aforementioned salad!

And more, because I clearly hate myself enough to make this. The game is complete, m80. Please, tell me what you think.

Scott for FNaF, respective owners for Stock images, ArmedChalko for Breadbear, Incompetech for music, Yanfly, MOG, Hime and Galv for misc coding, FufuTheGargoyle for sprite work, Everything_Animations for models, Rick Astley also. If I forget anyone, tell me calmly and without pitchforks...

FAQ:

"What program did you use to make this?" RPG Maker MV. It ain't free though.

"Android/Mac ports?" Nah.

"Can I make a DSaF fangame?" Sounds redundant. The answer is: Yes. IF: 1)It's clearly distinguishable from the originals and it's clear that it's a fangame of DSaF. Basically, "Dayshift at Freddy's: 3/4/SL" and "Dayshift at X" are not acceptable names, but almost everything else is. Basically, just be slightly original with the titles, please.

Also, you can use the renders from DSaF, and the stock images. You cannot use any of the Pixel Art in DSaF 1/2/3.

Also, credit me. Those are my only three conditions. Don't steal pixel art, don't use the "DSaF:X" title format and credit me.

"HOW DO I DO DAVE'S VOICE?!" Go to Voiceforge. Wiseguy. How you record it is your concern, I'm not going to do a tutorial for that. Google it, and don't ask here.

"Can I make an X port?" No. I don't allow DSaF 1/2/3 to be distributed for any reason.

"Can you add X?" Nah.

"Do you need a beta tester?" Nope.

"But, I won't/can't download the game." Talk to Itch.io about that. I don't run the website.

"Where can I find the OST?" You can't.

"The game won't save!" I've answered this question a million times. Firstly, make sure you actually extracted the game. Yes? Now, google RPG Maker games not saving. This issue is on your end, not mine. It's a PC permissions error 90% of the time.

"I have a question that's answered here, in the FAQ, but I feel the need to ask you the question, because I don't like the answer listed here."

I hate you.