Desert Child achievements

1.47%
Is it this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
1.85%
You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
You did all the things.
3.70%
Good morning video games
Start a new game plus.
4.41%
C.R.E.A.M
Phone mom for a loan.
5.56%
I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
6.25%
Good morning videogames!
Start a new game plus
6.25%
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
6.25%
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
7.14%
This is real fun
Chill for over an hour.
7.14%
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types.
7.41%
Well...this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street.
7.41%
World's fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.