Desperately Seeking Love

Homing missiles are desperately seeking love!

They like long walks on the beach and sick skater tricks!

And they have all computed skater boy to be the hottest bod in the room!

They will now have to fight to the death for skater boys affection!

But oh wait!

That would just cause a bunch of gnarly explosions!

They will have to use dirty tricks and non-lethal force to hinder each other, to ensure they totally get the most affection and win his love!

Whoever manages to collect the highest number of materialistic goods in the form of radical 80s merch, wins his affection.