Dinky's Magic Spitball Machine

If you have burning questions and need a modern day oracle, you're in the right place. Dinky's Magic Spitball Machine will help you answer the questions like "Should I eat the rest of that sandwich I left out overnight?" and "Is it safe to swim in Old Man Pritchard's pond?"

For entertainment purposes only. I mean c'mon. How's an app really gonna know the answers?