Door Game (Byte)

"please let me get a quote of the front page" -getredddy

Door game is the masterpiece of our time. In this revolutionary innovation in storytelling, you take control of a man mysteriously transformed into a door. On this 3-ish-minute long journey, he must ask himself the hardest of questions- like who built the stupid bridge that zigzags everywhere as he thinks. Will the door be able to accept his new role in society? Find out in this work of absolute art.

Made in about a day to learn RPGMaker 2003. Still a plausible GOTY contender.

this is a glorified waste of 14 megabytes

Controls:

Move: Arrow keys

Interact: Z, Space, Enter

Status/Inventory: X, C, Esc