Drawn To Death achievements

2.84%
Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.
Play and finish 20 matches.
3.06%
Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
3.06%
Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
3.50%
I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
3.72%
Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
4.81%
Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.
Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.
4.81%
Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!?
Get 50 kills.
5.03%
Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.
Play and finish 10 matches.
5.69%
Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
7.00%
I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
7.66%
Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
8.53%
I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!