Dungeons & Lesbians

[UPDATED TO 1.1 GET THE NEW ONE THE OLD ONE IS B A D]

Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4 )  illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS???

You've come to the perfect place!!

For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy:

• Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)
• Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a face
• Seducing a skeleton, but platonically
• Romantic Cryptid Hunting
• Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb
• Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards,  winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.
• Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin
• Failure
• Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)
• Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper
• Ability to say 'Wack'
• Fight Prozac
• Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
• Criticise your friend's pants
• Milk babies(?)
• DANK GUITAR
• Jimothy
• Paying $4 for something not worth $4
• Regret for aforementioned activity
• Regret in General

Wow!!! So many experiences!!!

Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours!

Production by FrankleWinkle in 5 days (Like, made in 5 days. Our name is FrankleWinkle.)

Find us at:
noeybodys.tumblr.com
emoqueee.tumblr.com

[if you've like, money problems and really can't afford the game or whatever even tho u wanna play it (for whatever reason) just email/message us or sth my dude]